Cats do not like fruits
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
my desktop picture
science side of tumblr? explain?
levitate egg sackiatoo
yeah okay thanks hp fandom
the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.
Thank you science side
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with
we’re all looking at you here zeus
Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.
Jealous boyfriends be like
"What are your talents?"
WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]
THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART
"Hup hup hup hup"
I HAVENT HAD IT IN YEARS OH GOD