Welcome to Wonderland c:

mrbigode:

Cats do not like fruits

spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

darning-socks:

morning routine.png

corporalresonance:

my desktop picture

corporalresonance:

my desktop picture

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

johndoomedbutlovingitegbert:

pikanan:

florawrsaurus:

adamspong:

florawrsaurus:

science side of tumblr? explain?

levitate egg sackiatoo

yeah okay thanks hp fandom

the burning candle uses up all the oxygen in the bottle, which creates and a vacuum, and the resulting suction makes the egg go nyooom.

Thank you science side

uncensoredhijabii:

lmfaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao

emptytankofgas:

bunnywith:

deadpool-and-boobies-rule-m8:

thehikerslens:

jaclcfrost:

why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone

and stop having sex with things you are not supposed to have sex with

we’re all looking at you here zeus

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Too bad Zeus didn’t think to invent condoms. Shoulda asked the Trojans.

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ruinedchildhood:

Jealous boyfriends be like

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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towritepoems:

WHEN PEOPLE CALL ME CUTE I JUST [PUNCHES HOLE THROUGH BRICK WALL WHILE KISSING U ON THE CHEEK]

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

applejuiceforstrider:

eternal-bloom:

THERE IS A POLAR BEAR QUICKLY AMBLING TOWARDS ME OH MY HEART

"Hup hup hup hup"

emmaloserface:

I HAVENT HAD IT IN YEARS OH GOD